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Kulsoom | 16 | Ravenclaw | K.S.A

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

creepinitreal-est90:

browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

worth it.

Chris Evans attends the Guess Portrait Studio during 2014 Toronto International Film Festival on September 12, 2014 in Toronto, Canada.

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

"All I can do is follow my instincts, because I’ll never please everyone.

we only have each other, it’s just you and me

godric: i took your advice salazar
salazar: what advice
godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
salazar: oh no
godric: i got a 60 foot lion
salazar: oh no
godric: she's in the grounds right now
salazar: OH NO
godric: look out the window bro
salazar:
salazar: wait i dont see her
godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
salazar:
godric:
salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
godric: ayyyyy
salazar: ayyyyy

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

Niall and Harry for the single cover of 'Steal My Girl'

http://ironnman.tumblr.com/post/97584907596

ironnman:

So a little while ago I posted about how I might not have a place to live soon, the house I live in is being sold and we’re scrambling to get money together to get a new apartment. None of us work jobs that we can afford to save money from, while also paying rent at our current…